Grasshopper's Dream Job

It was an ordinary weekday... I was on my way to work, stifling a yawn and reaching for my mug of tea, when I heard something on the radio that made my eyes pop open and my pulse quicken. The Best Job in the World... anyone can apply... sign me up! Just as the travel bug had begun to bite me again, I hear about this opportunity. Could it be fate? Never mind that the whole world has also received word of this opening for "Island Caretaker". I would absolutely love this job, and I'll do whatever I can to get it.